Wednesday, 22 July 2020

90s - The Golden Age of Cartoons

Childhood without cartoons is like chocolate without sweetness.😣 
Cartoons give a spark to our imagination, they are a plethora of life lessons shown through goofy tales. Their unique animated world gives us a chance to escape our dull reality of school and homework.

If you grew up in the 90s, believe me you're more fortunate than today's kids as you had the luxury to grow up in simpler times i.e before the era of smartphones, tablets and social media, you're after school schedule was packed with cartoon network, Nickelodeon and Disney shows.

90's was the decade of masterpieces, a time that bought a creative explosion in the field of animation. We had the privilege to watch some unforgettable shows that were not only fun and entertaining but educative too. These otherworldly characters like aliens, fairies, mystic dragons, superheroes took us out of the confines of our classrooms on a journey to teach us valuable lessons of friendship, determination, purity of heart, perseverance and willingness to try new things.🥰

Let's take a trip down the animated memory lane to all the classic characters who made our childhood awesome,
So put on the lens of childhood nostalgia and let's go-

# Popeye - The Sailor Man💪
Popeye - a squinty eye seaman with bulging forearms and an undying love for spinach is still spoken about decades later. Each one of us wanted to be as strong as the sailor man to swoop in hero style and save the day.
He made a strong argument for young ones to eat greens!

# Powerpuff Girls🧪
A scientist through an experiment creating three perfect little sassy girls (Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup) with superpowers to defeat evil. A show that allowed us to see a super girl within ourselves. What's not to love!
The best part - it's not just for young girls, it's ready wit, fast paced action, delightful humour made it a winner for everyone.

# Oswald🎶
Oswald is a cute blue coloured octopus who loves singing and is always immaculately dressed in a hat (yupp - a hat), his trippy world includes his friends (a penguin🐧 - Henry), (a sunflower🌻 - Daisy) and an orange oval dog.

# Noddy✈️
Now who doesn't wanna be like Noddy - he is cute, charming, owns a house, a car, an airplane and a dog too, also he's everybody's favourite. This kid has taught us about friendship and the importance of helping others, so make way for Noddy.......

# Recess🛹
The best part of a school day is RECESS so no wonder that a cartoon show about a group of kids enjoying their playtime was such a big hit.
Six little children defending their freedom from adults and social norms through mischievous pranks.
These kids gave us major friendship goals at such a young age!

# Bob - The Builder⚒️
Bob and his pals kept taking us on a ride of our lives, their imaginative world taught us that through teamwork and cooperation there is nothing that can't be fixed, all we have to do is dig, haul and build together.....

# The Jungle Book🐾
A roaring favourite among the children is the story of a little boy (Mowgli) who grew up in a jungle with a bear as his best friend.
It's song is still embedded in our mind & hearts : "Chaddi pehen ke phool khila h, phool khila h....."

# Tom and Jerry🧀
An evergreen show that has both children and adults go gaga over its happiness inducing episodes. A hapless cat in a never ending persuit of a clever mouse and the mayhem that follows when he's unable to catch the mouse (which is ALL THE TIME). 
Their endless journey of making life difficult for one another was what we looked forward to each day.

# Mr. Bean🧸
A loopy funny character who taught us to enjoy our own company in everyday eccentricities. He had an ingenious way to solve any problem, we can call it as one of the most addictive cartoon of the era as each episode left us in a fit of giggles.
# Dragon Tales💎
A dream come true for every child is a chance to go to another world. We got to see Emmy and Max doing just that by using a crystal & saying -
" Main chahu main chahu, Dil se mein ye chahu, dragons ke saath udd karr, door Desh Chali/chala jaau...."
Now who doesn't want DRAGONS as best friends??

# Richie Rich💰
A magnificently rich kid and his dog $Dollar$ managed to keep us glued to the couch as they navigate the wild habitat of weird experiments, cleaning robot, polite butler and a kid rolling in MONEY.....

# Dexter's Laboratory🔬
Dexter - A genius with a secret laboratory inside the house (this interesting plot is enough to have everyone hooked onto the show) and
not to forget his annoying sister Dee Dee whose inventive attempts to bully her brother were funny as hell. 

But replacing these old cartoons and their charm, we now have some poorly scripted and torturously idiotic cartoons with slapstick comedy and double meaning references that are turning our generation's kids dumber by the minute.

All the 90s kids - be glad that you grew up in a memorable era of ass kicking batman, goofy detective scooby, tales of Pokemon, bayblade, Dragon Ball Z and the undisputed king of all cartoons - Micky Mouse

We don't have to digest the crap in the name of cartoon that is being shown today as the original ones will always reside in our fond memories.....

Long live OLD CARTOONS!!!

Friday, 10 July 2020

Love is in the air.... It's adding to the Pollution

Valentine's Week - A nightmare for all the single people out there.
Are you also sick of all the gooey red and pink hearts? 😒
All the insipid cards with a diaper clad cupid shooting arrows? 😖
All the sappy songs playing at every god forsaken store? 😩
All the smug couples sitting in cramped restaurants exchanging heart shaped gifts? 😤

Well if you're also feeling bitter about this - 
Welcome to the club!
I find Valentine's Week cringe worthy. All the lovey dovey crap during this week is enough to make me barf a few times. Don't get me wrong, I am not unromantic, behind this cynicism lies the heart of a poet (kidding) but I am sure that looking at all the lovely couples making googly eyes at each other is enough to make all single people cringe to the core.

Seven ridiculous days filled with Nicholas sparks swoon worthy gestures to reach that one day which can be dubbed as a mass wedding day.  Am I the only one who thinks that it's a selfish day celebrating only couples, I means Where's Single's Day???

This list is like a downward slope getting worst with each Effing day -

* Rose Day🌹
Why? Why does this day even exist? This annoying day is the start of a mental countdown to hell. Also good luck purchasing flowers that are twice there original rate.

* Propose Day💍
Ever heard of thinking out of the box? What's original in proposing someone on propose day? Do you think your crush will be obliged to say yes if you proposed on this day??? Let me burst your precious little bubble reminding you that she/he can say NO (infact they should say no bcoz of your stupid unoriginal idea)

* Chocolate Day🍫
Personally I have nothing against this day other than the fact that it's timeline is all wrong. This day should come after Valentine's Day - I mean we deserve chocolates after surviving a cringy week with cuddle junction couples hopping all over the place.

* Teddy Day
Who came up with this shit? Teddy's are cute but they're useless. What are you even gonna do with an overpriced stuffed dog- Hug it will PMSing?

* Promise Day💖
Seriously?? A whole day wasted in shoving a barrel of promises down each other's throat. Why? Because a sick man child is stabbing people with poisoned arrows to create "Eros". We should stop taking that hobbit seriously.

* Hug Day
I can't even.... Why? It's appalling to watch all the sweaty smelly bodies coming in contact with each other at every freaking corner. 

* Kiss Day
Why can't you miserable humans be happy with one valentine's day?? Why do want to have a freaking "Aashiko ki Navratri"?? And what the hell is this kiss day even dedicated to? "Exchanging Germs

* Valentine's Day💟
AKA International Single Awareness Day - it's like the mother of all witches.
 A piece of advice for all - If you wanna see some romance and action, choose Netflix. Don't spoil your day by going out to watch a version of fifty shades desi with your pristine eyes.

I know I am going to get some people's ire up by mentioning my hatred for this day but my opinions are my own (no offense to anyone who enjoys this loverbird holiday). The idea of Valentine's Day is wonderful, it's the mass market reality of it that I find unappealing, the diabetic commercialized way with which people spend this day is ridiculous. You don't need to buy someone heart shaped cuff links (which they'll never ever wear) to prove your love.

It's like you're supposed to be ultra romantic for one continuous week (what if you've diarrhoea or some contagious disease during those days? You're plans will be out of the window in a nanosecond and the money spent on the dinner reservations will fly in the air with cupid), it feels forced, scheduled, a scam concocted by the greeting card companies, its bogus!

 Love has to be genuine, sincere, intense and often spontaneous. So instead of saying it with hallmark cards, candies, hearts or flowers - Say it using words with honesty EVERYDAY of the year (or whenever you feel like it), tell your loved ones how much you miss them, how you grin stupidly at the thought of them, how you appreciate having them in your life, bake them cookies if you want to (unless you're an absolute catastrophe in the kitchen). Say it when you want to tell them, not when you're supposed to tell them.....

Good news is that to save us from the wrath of Valentine's Week, some great mind individual introduced the Anti Valentine Week.🤩


Also to stop all the single people from listening to the song - Tanhaiiiii on YouTube during this week, here are few suggestions for you:
- Order some lip smacking food and chill with Netflix.😉
- Go watch a movie and if you see couples getting all mushy, just give them a death stare (Bajrang Dal Style)😡
- Take inspiration from "Kumbhakaran" and sleep all day.😴
- "Singles only" party : Makes you feel like a Boss.😎
PS Think about all the money you are saving during this week compared to all the couples walking around with empty pockets.🤑

Kudos to being SINGLE!!!!

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